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叔: 以前叔叔我一天三餐都用鱼翅涑口 现在让你弄的一天八餐都吃泡面.. 星: 吃泡面有什么不好的ㄚ... 吃泡面有很多乐趣..只不过是你不懂得技巧罢了.. 叔: 什么技巧?... 星: 吹~含~吸~舔...

我离家那么远～你为什么要欺负我

世均，我们再也回不去了……

God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall t...

Tyler says self-improvement is masturbation. Tyler says self-destruction might be the answer. Tyler说...

Your story may not have a such happy begining, but that doesn't make who you are. It is the rest of ...

【好鼻屎】！鼻屎的奥妙之处在于藏于鼻孔之中随手可得，平常没事还可以塞回去掩藏杀机，就算被教官抓到也告不了你！真不愧为七种暗器之首……」

我一直怀疑27岁是否还会有一见钟情的倾心。

早晚，你总会醒悟的。

Frankly my dear，I don't give a damn. ---clark gable 坦白地说，我不在乎--克拉克-盖伯